So underrated.
As men, we often fall into the idea that cocktails are an unnecessary way of ruining a good spirit. Lies. Mostly lies.
A good champagne cocktail can enhance the experience of drinking the bubbly. Here are some manly ways to enjoy a champagne cocktail.
1) Mimosa-ruit
For those of you in the "Beer pong" school of thought, this could also be considered "Mimosa Pong." And yes, this is exactly what you think it is. What easier way to make something manly than to imbibe it in excess? Solo cups filled with the delightful mixture of OJ and Andre can provide hour-long entertainment for college folk. Even beer-is-icky-type-girls will now want to participate. You should be forewarned, however, that the sugar level can be intoxicating in itself. Don't overdo it. Or do.
2) The Bonecrusher
A champagne cocktail with a shit load of alcohol. Is there a better way to celebrate your manhood (no not that manhood) than to drink a bunch different alcohols? Here's the recipe:
• 1/2 shot rum
• 1/2 shot gin
• 1/2 shot vodka
• dash lemon juice
• dash sprite
• dash grenadine
• Champagne
If you can't yet feel the hair growing on your chest, feel free to turn those half-shots into full ones.
3) Mix it with Jaegermeister
Did you know the word Jaegermeister means "master hunter?" Well it does. And it makes it even more manly because of it. Recipe is as follows:
• Jaegermeister
• Champagne
The ratio is for you to decide. You're a man. You can make these kinds of executive decisions.
4) Man-brunch Bellinis
Just kidding. There's actually nothing manly about brunch or bellinis, but they're both really good.
